Live from The Stag’s, your student entertainment magazine is ready and raring to bring you up-to-date news and musings on the most bizarre night of the year: the strange Euro-wonder that is Eurovision 2017.
Embracing our inner Graham Norton, the Edge team will be commenting on all the weird and wonderful performances (and our dire odds at winning) from 7:30pm.
And that’s it folks! What a glorious night it’s been. Thanks for tuning in!
As the designated music woman here, Moldova or ‘booty for your lover’ guy deserved to win.
“Music is not fireworks.”
In case you hadn’t realised, hairy bloke isn’t Katy Perry.
This is exactly the kind of song you would expect in a weepy romantic film.
Needless to say, I preferred Ukraine. And Romania. And my bae, Croatia.
But well done, I guess.
Bitter much, Xav?