Justin Bieber – Mistletoe


Little Justin Bieber makes it easy to hate him, doesn’t he? In this disgustingly sugary festive number that mixes references to everyone’s favourite day with focus-group level ‘gangster’ language (see “Shawtee with you”), the little spawn of Satan proves that he can even ruin Christmas.

The formulaic and catchy nature of the chorus will guarantee that the Beliebers will keep Beliebing, but for the rest of us it’s a wonder how such an ungrateful brat who admits “I should be chillin’ with my folks I know/But I’mma be under the mistletoe” can be loved by so many.

While admittedly an easy target, I find it hard to not hate this obvious attempt to generate unBeliebable amounts of money by blending two obvious cash cows – Christmas and arrogant little teen idols.


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